The Crocodile Hunter died!

I guess it’s a small comfort that he died doing what he loved, but seriously, I’m really sad. Deep down I knew it was only a matter of time before it happened. You can’t live that kind of lifestyle and not suffer some consequences, though I had hoped he would outlive us all.

My children will be very sad. We spent countless hours watch back to back Croc Files together.

My heart hurts a little today.

The Crocodile Hunter died!

I guess it’s a small comfort that he died doing what he loved, but seriously, I’m really sad. Deep down I knew it was only a matter of time before it happened. You can’t live that kind of lifestyle and not suffer some consequences, though I had hoped he would outlive us all.

My children will be very sad. We spent countless hours watch back to back Croc Files together.

My heart hurts a little today.

Hope your day is fantastic! Shake-n-Bake, baby!

Hope your day is fantastic! Shake-n-Bake, baby!

It’s that time again!

I love college football, I lurve SEC football, but do you know what I heart the most?

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS! (I love this link. Go ahead, click it and laugh.)

It starts tonight. 7:45 CST on ESPN. My little piggies play University of So. Cal. We may get our pork butts handed to us on a skewer, but that’s okay.

WOO PIG SOOOIE!

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!?

Hey Marley, where’s the tide rolling this weekend?

It’s that time again!

I love college football, I lurve SEC football, but do you know what I heart the most?

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS! (I love this link. Go ahead, click it and laugh.)

It starts tonight. 7:45 CST on ESPN. My little piggies play University of So. Cal. We may get our pork butts handed to us on a skewer, but that’s okay.

WOO PIG SOOOIE!

Are you ready for some FOOTBALL!?

Hey Marley, where’s the tide rolling this weekend?

Several things made me laugh today.

Like when I forgot Rader had a hair appointment…actually, I remembered it when my little calender popped up and said, HEY, RADER HAS A HAIR APPT IN 15 MINS. oops.

Which meant Rader was supposed to be picked up from school instead of riding the bus…of course, I forgot that, too. oops. So, that made me smile. I’m mother of the year. LOL Aren’t you glad to know me?

We get to the shop and Rader is talking non-stop. Like a little energizer bunny with diarrhea of the mouth. Yabber yabber yabber. Marie starts snipping away at the 70s hair cut gone bad and he says, “I don’t like thin hair. Thick and fluffy is in, you know. Make me thick and fluffy.”

That was funny.

I have to say, I find it mildly humorous that Pluto is no longer a planet. WTF is that about?

My Brummie lad msg’d me today. Apparently his computer has a virus and he needed some advice. I sent him to Fishdog who gave him some pointers. The #1 pointer being invest in McAfee…that it’s like a condom for your computer. That’s pretty damn funny, I don’t care who ya are. McAfee should run with that as their next ad campaign.

Virus Scan–it’s a condom for your pc.
One size fits all protection.
Protection for the internet promiscuious.

Any other slogan ideas out there?

Several things made me laugh today.

Like when I forgot Rader had a hair appointment…actually, I remembered it when my little calender popped up and said, HEY, RADER HAS A HAIR APPT IN 15 MINS. oops.

Which meant Rader was supposed to be picked up from school instead of riding the bus…of course, I forgot that, too. oops. So, that made me smile. I’m mother of the year. LOL Aren’t you glad to know me?

We get to the shop and Rader is talking non-stop. Like a little energizer bunny with diarrhea of the mouth. Yabber yabber yabber. Marie starts snipping away at the 70s hair cut gone bad and he says, “I don’t like thin hair. Thick and fluffy is in, you know. Make me thick and fluffy.”

That was funny.

I have to say, I find it mildly humorous that Pluto is no longer a planet. WTF is that about?

My Brummie lad msg’d me today. Apparently his computer has a virus and he needed some advice. I sent him to Fishdog who gave him some pointers. The #1 pointer being invest in McAfee…that it’s like a condom for your computer. That’s pretty damn funny, I don’t care who ya are. McAfee should run with that as their next ad campaign.

Virus Scan–it’s a condom for your pc.
One size fits all protection.
Protection for the internet promiscuious.

Any other slogan ideas out there?

Since I have nothing to blog about today, I’m just gonna post random shit as it comes to me. This random joke just came to me via email…it made me smile. Now you get to smile, too.

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”

Since I have nothing to blog about today, I’m just gonna post random shit as it comes to me. This random joke just came to me via email…it made me smile. Now you get to smile, too.

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”