Okay, so riddle me this:

Mel has done this to me a few times, but I’ve never done it to her.

What it is? (For all you dirty minds out there, shame on you).

The correct answer is: (drumroll, please) STEAL HER BLOG!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY my fun, warm-hearted, absolutely hilarious, talented, and beautiful friend. The world is a better place because you’re here!