I am a human sponge. No, I don’t go around sopping up everybody’s gravy with my super-absorbant skin. (Though that might be kinda cool…or messy.) I’m one of those people who tends to soak up whatever mood is around her. It can be exhilarating and exhausting.

A few years ago, I cut out the negative forces that were really clogging up my life. When you’re a sponge, being around negative, sad, sulky, bitchy, WTFery people all the time tends to make you a negative, sad, sulky, bitchy, WTFery sponge. Which means you feel bad all the time. Which also means you look bad all the time. You know what I’m talking about, right? All those people who have this permanent look on their faces like they just smelled bad ham? Yeah. I didn’t wanna look like that so I just Hulk-Smashed them right out of my life.

And so even though it’s better to look good than to feel good I can honestly say, I’m both. 😉 (because nobody looks good when they’ve just smelled bad ham)

I can hear you now, Internet. You wanna know what my point is, don’t you?

Nothing. I have no point. I just wanted you to know that when you’re feeling sad, I will too. When you’re feel bad, I will too. When you’re happy, I’m happy. When you’re…um, yeah. Let’s just say sometimes, it’s not easy being green me…

I guess that kinda makes me Kermit’s kindred spirit…

Now who’s got gravy? I’m hungry!