Y’all, I’m just not sure if I can take this news. I mean, this is just the one thing in the world that I never thought would happen and now that it has, I’m a little terrified that the Four Horsemen are on their way.
Or that we’ll soon be visited by frogs and locusts and that our rivers will turn to blood.
Maybe Hell did indeed freeze over…
I know. You can’t imagine what on earth would have me worried that this is the end of the world as we know it(and I feel fiiiine…)
Crap! Is that a boil on my arm!?!? It’s happening!