Well, not really. But apparently if I live to be 300 years old, I might not have to wear glasses anymore.

I had my eyes checked yesterday and my sight has IMPROVED. Now, I’m not complaining–trust me. But it just seems strange.

Frankly, I can’t tell. I take off my glass and the world becomes an out of focus blur of shapes and colors. I can’t see anything unless it’s close enough to my face to touch my nose.

So, I’ll take any improvement I can get.

As much as I love the fashion statement a good pair of specks can make, I’m really considering Lasik surgery. Anyone out there have any words of wisdom when it comes to Lasik?

Well, not really. But apparently if I live to be 300 years old, I might not have to wear glasses anymore.

I had my eyes checked yesterday and my sight has IMPROVED. Now, I’m not complaining–trust me. But it just seems strange.

Frankly, I can’t tell. I take off my glass and the world becomes an out of focus blur of shapes and colors. I can’t see anything unless it’s close enough to my face to touch my nose.

So, I’ll take any improvement I can get.

As much as I love the fashion statement a good pair of specks can make, I’m really considering Lasik surgery. Anyone out there have any words of wisdom when it comes to Lasik?

I heart college football.

I heart my Arkansas Razorbacks.

I heart the fact that my little piggies are now ranked #7 in the BCS poll and #5 in the AP poll.

Woo Pig Sooie!

I would also like to take a moment to give a shout out to the Houston Dynamo for taking the 2006 MLS Cup.

Have you heard about the David Beckham rule? Did you know that MLS is trying very hard to woo David Beckham and Luis Figo to play somewhere in America? (possibly for LA Galaxy)

I’m thinking having Beckham in the states might change the way much of America views soccer. Especially the female half of America. Of course, he’s no Fabio Cannavaro…but he’ll do in a pinch.

I heart college football.

I heart my Arkansas Razorbacks.

I heart the fact that my little piggies are now ranked #7 in the BCS poll and #5 in the AP poll.

Woo Pig Sooie!

I would also like to take a moment to give a shout out to the Houston Dynamo for taking the 2006 MLS Cup.

Have you heard about the David Beckham rule? Did you know that MLS is trying very hard to woo David Beckham and Luis Figo to play somewhere in America? (possibly for LA Galaxy)

I’m thinking having Beckham in the states might change the way much of America views soccer. Especially the female half of America. Of course, he’s no Fabio Cannavaro…but he’ll do in a pinch.

My eldest son is 12.

He was born almost 4 weeks early and weighed a mere 5lbs 6oz. We lovingly called him the tree frog for the first year of his life.

Tonight, Fishdog took him to buy shoes. He’s wearing a size 10.

a 1o!

Fishdog wears a 10 1/2 and his twelve year old son is in a 10????

Where did my baby go?

Now, don’t get me wrong…I don’t want another baby. I’d rather eat glass than be pregnant again. Or breast feed. Or change another diaper. Yeah, I was not one of those “I love pregnancy” women. (personally, I think those women have been brainwashed by aliens…but that’s another blog) And age and gravity are doing a fantastic job of ruining my breasts on their own without the assistance of a greedy mouth tugging them downward at an even greater rate of speed. And changing one or two diapers a year is fine…but if I did that with my own kid, I think I would get into a little trouble.

More often than not, I’m ready to pass go, collect my $200, and skip adolscence completely.

But I have to say, seeing my son in a size 1o shoe broke my heart a little. Sniff. He’s not my little tree frog anymore. Well, he is–he’s my tree frog with canoes for feet.

Nothing like The Cure to end the week right…

What’s going on with everyone? Any news you wanna share?

This is gonna be a busy weekend. We’re hosting a couples baby shower tomorrow afternoon, plus My Little Piggies are playing Tennessee tomorrow at 6:00…which kinda sux because the shower is from 4-7. I hope the couples will understand when Fishdog and I keep leaving the room to check out the score…

Speaking of the Razorbacks…you can help a Razorback win The Heisman:

Vote for Darren McFadden. Woo Pig Sooie!

I wanted to be witty in today’s post…but I just don’t seem to have any wit left. I think I lost all my wit in a werewolf fight.

So, entertain me. Enlighten me. Educate me.

Talk to me. Tell me what’s going on…

And go vote for Darren McFadden.

Nothing like The Cure to end the week right…

What’s going on with everyone? Any news you wanna share?

This is gonna be a busy weekend. We’re hosting a couples baby shower tomorrow afternoon, plus My Little Piggies are playing Tennessee tomorrow at 6:00…which kinda sux because the shower is from 4-7. I hope the couples will understand when Fishdog and I keep leaving the room to check out the score…

Speaking of the Razorbacks…you can help a Razorback win The Heisman:

Vote for Darren McFadden. Woo Pig Sooie!

I wanted to be witty in today’s post…but I just don’t seem to have any wit left. I think I lost all my wit in a werewolf fight.

So, entertain me. Enlighten me. Educate me.

Talk to me. Tell me what’s going on…

And go vote for Darren McFadden.

I know lots of folks are disappointed in LOST right now…but I’m not one of them.

The only thing I’m disappointed in is that we have to wait until February for more…but once February gets here, we’ll have 16 weeks of uninterrupted Sawyer–er–I mean, LOST.

OMG.

Kate and Sawyer were so hot last night. Seriously. I’m gonna rewatch it today just to warm up.

And finally Jack is manning up and not being such a puss. I was so sick of his whining over the last two seasons that I really hoped they’d just kill him and put him out of my misery. But now, I’m slowly getting back on the Team Jack bandwagon.

Holy Cow, I wanna be Kate. That scene with Sawyer in the cage would’ve been so worth the beating…

I know lots of folks are disappointed in LOST right now…but I’m not one of them.

The only thing I’m disappointed in is that we have to wait until February for more…but once February gets here, we’ll have 16 weeks of uninterrupted Sawyer–er–I mean, LOST.

OMG.

Kate and Sawyer were so hot last night. Seriously. I’m gonna rewatch it today just to warm up.

And finally Jack is manning up and not being such a puss. I was so sick of his whining over the last two seasons that I really hoped they’d just kill him and put him out of my misery. But now, I’m slowly getting back on the Team Jack bandwagon.

Holy Cow, I wanna be Kate. That scene with Sawyer in the cage would’ve been so worth the beating…