I’ve got a plan

I know that those creepy little Elf on a Shelf dudes are evil. However, I have decided to get one…and he’s going to be so awesomely happy, he will not be decking my halls with the blood of the innocent. Or my blood, for that matter.

We really want to avoid scenes like this at all cost…

If I go missing…y’all look for me inside local wells, basements, dark corners where dark deeds can happen… I’m afraid I’ll be rubbing the lotion on the skin for Buffalo Belf.

Elf on Shelf is almost equal to Clowns for me…but I will overcome this creep-factor. One day at a time…