I would apologize for the lameness of this ‘song’ but whatever. I had fun. LOL

On the 1st day of Christmas, someone gave to me–a cold that lasted 6 days.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my kids gave to me–2 lame excuses for not doing their chores.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my dog gave to me–3 chewed up pens and garbage all over the floor.

On the 4th day of Christmas, my friends gave to me–4 glasses of wine and laughter that lasted all night.

On the 5th day of Christmas, my mother gave to me–5 guilt trips!

On the 6th day of Christmas, my boss gave to me–6 piles for filing and papercuts that just won’t heal.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my cats gave to me–7 giant furballs and a stinky litter box.

On the 8th day of Christmas, my mailman gave to me–8 bills I can’t pay.

On the 9th day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me–a 9 minute fight in the street.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my statcounter gave to me–10 million searches for
Melissa Francis CNBC.

On the 11th day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me–11 books to sign for his poker buddies.

On the 12th day of Christmas, I give to you: a new set of decorative plates …

You’re welcome.