Last week, I had the worst Wednesday ever. ..
Today, I woke up feeling all sparkly on the inside. Did the Sandman give me a Red Bull in my sleep? Did the Sparkle Monkey visit me? Where did all this energy come from?
Oh who cares where all the sparkly goodness came from. I’ll take it.
Last night my nephew started talking about when BITE ME! and LOVE SUCKS! goes to Hollywood to make a movie that he couldn’t wait to go help me cast the movie. He thinks he should be able to play Oz (Ryan’s baby brother). He says he could totally dye his hair red and get freckles for the role.
He’s right. He totally could.
He talks about the books being made into movies all the time. Wouldn’t that be awesome?
Garry MarshallFancy Hollywood Producer
Please buy my movie rights and make my books into the best movie ever so my
nephew Ryan’s dream will come true. He’s okay if he doesn’t get cast in the
movie, but he has totally made me promise that he gets to walk the red carpet
with me when it premieres.
C’mon dude! Work with me here!
You think that’ll help?