missing person

Has anyone seen my Alice? She’s been missing for a while and my house is in desperate need of cleaning.

That damn Sam. He’s such a PITA. He’s always whisking her away to some naughty place for nekkid time and my house NEVER gets cleaned anymore. Ridiculous. Why is it so hard to find good help these days????

If you haven’t heard from me in a while, you might want to check to make sure I haven’t fallen victim to the army of furballs. They are mean little bastards.

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