This is my baby, Mac. She apparently isn’t feeling well. And it must be contagious because I’m not feeling well now, too. Sigh.
No, this is not what a girl wants to come home to find. I’m going to make a list of things that I would much rather come home to, and maybe tonight when I get home, one (or more of them) will be there.
- Matt Damon in my bed
- Matt Damon naked vaccumming my house
- Anyone vaccumming my house fully clothed
- A chilled (bottomless) bottle of wine in the hand of my cabana boy as I walk in the door to my already cleaned house.
- A million dollars and Matt Damon lying naked in the middle of it.
- A million dollars (Matt Damon optional)
- A brand new swimming oasis in my backyard with an oasis house and cabana boy.
- A disco ball hanging from my living room and the Geico Gecko waiting to dance. Or Matt Damon.
- A fully cooked meal served to me by Matt Damon wearing my Flamingo apron in my already clean house.
- A computer that works…sitting on Matt Damon’s lap.
Yeah, I’m thinking anything on this list would be much more fun to come home to find. Don’t you agree?
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 