Sad:
George Jones died today.
This song still makes me tear up. RIP George. If there’s a heaven, I hope you’re partying your ass off like the rock star you are! (and like you used to do…without remorse!)THIS is being taught as SCIENCE.
It’s okay to believe what you choose to believe, but you should not teach your personal beliefs as scientific FACT when there is actual SCIENTIFIC PROOF that you are wrong is just plain ignorant. UGH. I fear for the future of these kids who are being taught this as science.
Things that make me HAPPY:
A CAT. IN A SHARK SUIT. RIDING A ROOMBA. CHASING A DUCK. It just doesn’t get more awesome than that.
Well, THIS might be more awesome. But only slightly.
Things that make me AWESOME:
Sassy pants. Sparkle. Humility. (LMAO) and a bag of Gardetto’s for Breakfast. (Hey, I almost chose the Chili Cheese Fritos. I think I made the better choice.)
I need a beach. Until I have this in real life, I’ll have to stick to imagining this is me and Jefe on our private island somewhere. 
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
As you know I am clinging to my belief in God…….something similar to clinging to a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic ocean but HOLY CRAPOLA…….how can a school teach religious beliefs as FACTUAL SCIENCE???? I fear for our future. Isnt that going a bit backward???? At any rate. Im ready for the weekend. Im planning to do nothing.Also I would totally accept a date with Darth Vader in a kilt on a unicycle playing bagpipes!! Because that dude? Is effing AWESOMESAUCE!!
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That's just the thing. Faith is just that…and it's just fine. But to teach your faith as SCIENCE is just ignorant. The earth is 4.54 BILLION years old. That is FACT. It is proven. People did not coexist with the dinosaurs. That is also proven. Sigh.And yes, you and Darth Bagpipe Unicycle Kilt Vader would be amazing together.
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I totally agree. I mean we are totally made for one another, no??? Yea, Im going to start my own church and we can teach that red hair means you are Queen of the world, and that wine is all you need to sustain life. You down??? 🙂
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I'm in it to win it! And we will be tax exempt as a religious organization! I'm thinking this will be the best church ever!GINGERS UNITED I like it.
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let's dooo eeettt
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