It’s Friday, Bitches! Yes, I can use the google translate like a boss.

Why am I all up in Germany’s language today? Because LOVE SUCKS! is now available in German!!!

The new (google translated) title is

Beim zweiten Biss wird alles anders =  the second bite everything will be different

You know you want to purchase my book in German, right? Go forth and see its wonder, then click “in den Warenkorb” (which I’m pretty sure is the purchase link. or it may end the world. Whatever. Just click it and find out)

And don’t forget BITE ME! (Dein erster und letzter Biss = your first and last bite) is still available en Deutsch!

Happy Friday, indeed bitches. Happy Friday, indeed.