Boy The Bachelorette was a hoot last night. Some of these boys are in so much denial that it’s down right pitiful.

Like last week when Hair-dresser Ron was sent home and he said, “DeAnna didn’t reject me, she just chose other people.” Um. dude. That’s rejection. Accept it and move on.

Then this week, Chef Robert acted like a pouty toddler. Wah! They teased me in front of my girlfriend and wrote “Bobbie” on a place card, and tried to sit my big, tall, ass at a kiddie table. Wah! So he ran off from the cookout and pouted and DeAnna was pissed. Don’t blame her really. They invited her down to hang out and then Chef Robert and Selfish Graham went away to pout together. Boohoo.

Chef Robert was in total denial throughout the entire show last night. He and Chicago Fred were picked to go on a 2-on-1 date with DeAnna. (In theory, this would be a dream date for a girl…if it were two different guys) Anyway, Chef Robert “counseled” Chicago Fred that whoever gets the kiss on the double date will get the rose.

Fast Forward to the date…Chef Robert gets some alone time with DeAnna. He tells her that his theory that the first kiss will tell them all they need to know…he goes in for the kill…and she says, “Um, Okay… Right here.” and turns her cheek. She says later she had to “give him the dodge” and that’s exactly what it was.

So given Chef Robert’s on theory that the first kiss would tell all…you would think he’d be well aware that she was about to kiss his ass goodbye. But no. He talked about their “sparks” and “chemistry” (what is she, a lab experiement?) and he was totally shocked when she said, buh-bye Chef Robert.

Chicago Fred thought he was going to get the rose…but he was sadly mistaken, too. She sent him packing. I think her ears were bleeding from his obnoxious accent. I’m sure he’s a really nice guy, he honestly seemed like it. But Fishdog and I decided she sent him home because she couldn’t imagine having sex with him. We had a whole conversation about what it would be like if he talked during sex. We decided that was the reason she sent him home.

DeAnna’s one-on-one date with Jesse was great. He’s so cute. I really like him. He’s going to go far.

The other guy to be let go last night was Brian. He seemed like a good guy but was more worried about hanging with his buddies than hanging with DeAnna.

It’s been a fun season so far. I’m ready for the nitty-gritty good stuff. Next week, Twilley and douchebag The Karate Kid will be sent home and we’ll be down to the final four. My predictions: Graham, Jeremy, Jason, and Jesse. I think Jason will win in the end, but I really like Jesse…maybe he could be the next Bachelor?

In other news, I’m off for a retreat for the next few days and I’ll be without the internet…I’ve asked Fishdog to take over my blogging duties while I’m gone.

I apologize in advance…