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I think your co-pilot needs to be your driver…

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Internetz, yesterday y’all nearly had to bail me out of jail.

I’m not even kidding.

So, I was minding my own business, obeying all the rules of the road, when this bitch woman blew through a yield and nearly slammed into me. I was upset, but these things happen…

Until that bitch woman rolled her window down and began to cuss me up one side and down the other.

Bitch! Woman please.

After she finished her first tirade I said “You might wanna rethink talking to me like that before I step out of the car and reacquaint you with the rules of the road. Or road rash.”

She called me a few very unflattering names, the least offensive being bitch. The worst rhyming with punt.

And that’s when I lost my cool.

“Are you familiar with the phrase Towanda? If so, then you might wanna get the fuck out of my way. The sooner, the better.”

As she drove off, I saw this bumper sticker:

Are you kidding me?

Sister, please. I will feed on the irony of this moment forever.

  1. If Jesus is your co-pilot, he needs to reteach you the rules of driving.
  2. He might be better off just being your driver, Miss Daisy.
  3. He might also wanna reaquaint you with the Golden Rule, because I’m pretty sure you missed that Sunday School lesson.
  4. Also, do you pray with that mouth? Now I’m not saint. I’ve never ever pretended to be. But I also don’t have a bumper sticker on my car portraying me as such.

I believe in Karma and bitch woman, you got yours coming to you…

Let Love Rule (Melf on another Soapbox)

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THIS (if that link doesn’t work, try this one)is unacceptable. Hatred and bigotry in any form is just plain not okay. Period. And this man is a member of a school board! Is this the type of person you would want representing your children?

Quote from Clint McCance’s facebook page:

“Seriously they want me to wear purple because five queers committed suicide. The only way I’m wearin’ it for them is if they all commit suicide. I cant believe the people of this world have gotten this stupid. We are honoring the fact that they sinned and killed themselves because of their sin.”

“Being a fag doesn’t give you the right to ruin the rest of our lives. If you get easily offended by being called a fag then don’t tell anyone you are a fag. Keep that shit to yourself. It pisses me off though that we make a special purple fag day for them. Ilike that fags cant procreate. I also enjoy the fact that they often give each other aids and die.”

I’m disgusted. Truly, in my gut, disgusted. And I’m sad that Arkansas will get a bad rap over the short-sighted, hate-filled opinion of this one man who happens to live in this beautiful state.

I can’t believe this man holds a position of power in a school district. Shame on you, sir. It seems you’ve forgotten a very important rule in life…DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE THEM DO UNTO YOU. Christian or not, that’s a pretty darn good guideline to go by, don’t you think?

No matter how you feel about homosexuality, you should definitely agree that wishing kids dead is not okay. If you think it is, get off my blog, please. You’re not welcome ’round these parts. I don’t hate you, I just don’t wanna be around you. Kthxbai.

ETA: This is an article that has a screenshot of his actual facebook page and includes more hate-filled quotes, including this gem: “I would disown my kids they were gay. They will not be welcome at my home or in my vicinity. I will absolutely run them off.”

Here at Mel-O-Drama, we prefer to Let Love Rule. Take it away, Lenny:

so over it

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Yup. I’m over this week. SO BLOODY OVER IT.

It really has been a rather craptastic week and just when I thought there was a silver lining? I came home to this in my driveway:


Let me tell you about the asshat who was driving too fast, missed the curve and took out my gas meter…then drove off. Yeah. Without stopping. But the awesome dudes at Centerpoint moved my meter out of the line of fire and had me up and running by 5:00. Thanks, guys. Y’all are rock stars!

Dear assmunch in the GREEN SUV in Bryant, AR,

Thanks for not stopping. I hope your GREEN SUV is permanently damaged.

Not-so-much-love,
Mel

The almost good news is, the cops think they know who did it, but they can’t prove it yet. Wanna know what gave the asschunk away? Apparently he drove the GREEN SUV into a telephone pole 3 miles away. They’re pretty sure it’s the same person. And that GREEN SUV is pretty damn damaged now.

Hah. Karma…she’s a bitch.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Karma strongly believes in what comes around goes around so if you continue to come around…she will make sure you get your go around…
It’s ladies night tonight.

Ahhhhh. There’s my silver lining.

it’s been a long day

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My mother’s home was burglarized yesterday while she was visiting me. We suspect the guys her kicked her door in and ransacked her home are the same assholes who broke into our van and stole from us. This pisses me off on soooo many levels.

First of all, my mom feels vulnerable and violated. I hate to think that this normally strong and independent woman will, from now on, sit and worry about being alone in her own home. Secondly, the sons of bitches stole my mom’s jewelry. Heirloom pieces, some valuable in dollar and some only valuable in sentimentality. WTF is wrong with people?

The good news is, the police managed to get some fantastic fingerprints so if those motherfuckers have any record, they will be busted. Sure they won’t serve much time, but they will get caught and right now, that’s all that matters.

Fuckers.

I think we should lighten the mood. How about some new pics of Ruby? Look at her pretty new dress.

Oh yes, I went there. What are you going to do about it?I feel pretty

Oh so pretty

And here’s a pic of our Charlie Brown Christmas tree:

thieves suck

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Seriously. Get a job. Quit violating people and making them feel vulnerable by stealing from them.

So, Fishdog’s wallet was stolen. It was in his soccer bag with about $200 worth of soccer gear, mind you. He left the bag in the van as he has done countless times before and forgot his wallet was in there. In the middle of the night Sunday (hello! shouldn’t there be some law against stealing on the Lord’s day?), some asshole decided to pilfer it. And that same asshole has been traipsing across central Arkansas using it at every gas station and Wal-Mart he can find.

Anyway, things could be worse. We’ve taken care of all the details and now we just hope he gets busted. That would make my day.