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and then she rested
What a busy weekend! Holy Spamoli!
Okay, first was Friday night’s party…which was a huge success and totally fun! I didn’t want the night to end however, responsiblity called and reminded me that I had a very busy day ahead of me on Saturday. So even though I played at being a Naughty School Girl–I am still a good girl at heart and I went home. (by myself, heh)
Saturday started off watching the Razorback game with my pal (and Alabama fan) Marley Gibson. Then the fabulous Linda Gerber joined us. After that farce of a game (can NOT even talk about it) we drove over to North Little Rock to meet Stacey Jay and her cutie-patootie hubby and Rosemary Clement-Moore for some appetizers.
from left to right: Me, Rosemary, Linda, Marley, Stacey (Not pictured: Chloe Neill)
Then we had the book signing at Books-A-Million. It went pretty well considering we were competing with the Miley-freaking-Cyrus concert. Lots of great costumes, fun trivia questions, and tasty treats. Met Chloe Neill for the first time. Totally awesome chick.
While there, I found out that BITE ME! has been chosen for the Books-A-Million Twilight Book Club! Look! Not only do I get great placement, but I get a sticker, too! 
Sunday, Marley and Me (hehehee) went out for a very lovely and inexpensive brunch before I took her to the airport. We had a great time and was so good to see her again.
Now it’s back to the normalcy of laundry, house cleaning, cooking, and homework. Hmmm. I like the busy weekends better.
Hope y’all had a good one. Anything you wanna share?
don’t get between this boy and his bacon
If you’re reading this on FB, click here to see the video. It’s worth it.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long, damn time.
Best quote: “She acts like she’s the queen and we’re the sorry people.”
Next best quote: “No! I keep losing at deals and I ain’t making them anymore!”
okay and honestly, how could you not love a boy who says: “She’s gonna try to stop me, but she can’t run in those high heels.”
I heart this kid and want him as my own. C’mon son, you can have bacon at my house any time.
signing stock
Yesterday was kinda cool. I
forced asked my boys very nicely to go with me to the Little Rock Barnes and Noble to take some pics and celebrate with me. My friend Shannon came along. (Her husband made me a beautiful pen to do sign with. It is amazing. You’ll see pics in this post)
On the way to the store, Rader asked: So will there be paparazzi there? Um, not yet sweetheart. But give me time…
we’re only 2 days away
from…
(drum roll please…)
That’s right folks–it’s almost March. And this year, we’re going to celebrate the MONTH OF MEL! a little differently.
Sure it’s going to be all about Mel (as it should be. It is my month, after all.)
But this year, you guys get to play along.
What would you like to see me do this month? I’m taking your requests (pg-13 people) and I will perform your request (if possible) and take a picture of it. And then blog about it.
So, get your ideas ready. Do you want me to write a haiku for you? Mail you a letter? Climb a tree? Just be happy? What can Mel do for you during her month?
You can comment or email me your suggestions. I promise, I’ll try my best to perform your requests to the best of my ability. And I promise the pictures will be worth a thousand words.
star trek the MILF generation
I’m thinking I’d look awesome in this for Halloween. Or on days that end with a ‘y.’ Whatever. And if I meet my weightloss goal this year, I’m gonna buy this baby. I promise I’ll wear it until it falls apart. Y’all will be so sick of seeing me in it, you’ll be asking me to put on a real shirt.
What do you think? Is it (the future) me?
and they’re OFF!
Last year, there was much gnashing of teeth over photo finishes. I won one. Lost the others. Overall was win-win, but that had less to do with the money and more to do with the friends and the booze.
The horses are magnificent. When you go to the races, you should totally watch at least one actual race. And bet on a grey. Just because I said so. I also tend to bet on names. Despite some reports to the contrary, I am a girl. Sorry. I don’t have a penis, no matter how much I like to control the remote, hate bridal and wedding showers, and would rather wear a t-shirt and flip-flops over makeup and stilettos. (fuck stilettos. Totally created by men to torture women.)
Pimps and hos. Really, do I need to say anything else?
Every year has been a blast. This year, there are six of us, plus a driver. Yes, we’ve hired a driver. It’s really better that way. And we feel special when the car picks us up. This year, it’s a Navigator. Must be sure to wear my bling. As long as by bling I mean wool. Damn it’s cold today. 15 degrees right now. The high is only supposed to be 32. Brrrrrrr.
So while I’m playing with my friends, here’s a video on what true friendship is…watch it. Enjoy it. And tell me afterwards that you didn’t get a little tear. Go on. I dare ya.
these Arkansans are very happy people!
Even my 14 year old son is happy. This is a GREAT night. gObama! I am so proud of America…even if my state voted red. The good news is, my county voted blue. That’s something, right?
gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!
gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!
gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!
gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!
gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!
gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!gObama!
a picture is worth
a million, billion, trillion words:

moar funny pictures
if you don’t get this reference, then you need to watch this:
throwing my hat in the ring…
It’s official. Yep. The cat is out of the bag. That’s right. I’m running for President.
Click here to see my interview. It’s all very exciting…
thanks to Liz for posting this first so I could steal it from her. See? I really do have a future in politics…


