Welcome to the new and improved website! I officially own http://www.bitchin-fiction.com and I am officially gonna make it awesomer.
Yes. Awesomer. It’s a word, because I just made it one. Continue reading
When fishdog and I split up, the one thing I lost in the divorce that I really miss is his webmaster abilities. He never really did anything for me in a timely manner, but at least he did his work for free.
Being on a limited income (meaning, I’d rather spend my money on booze, blackjack and hookers) I’ve decided to do the logical thing and point my website toward my wordpress blog…because even a thumbless monkey can manage wordpress.
I’ve updated the site a teensy bit. I plan to start blogging more about my summer adventure toward clean eating and my attempt to add yoga to my regimen Of course, there will still be many shenanigans, some sparkle, lots of wine, women, and wanderlust. I mean, I am kinda awesome, so things aren’t really gonna change that much around here.
I guess this is just kinda like rearranging the living room for a different view.
If you guys have anything you wanna see or talk about, give me a shout!
Otherwise, I’ll see you bitches tomorrow!
If you’ve tried to contact me via my contact page, I have apparently not been receiving my emails since Feb 20! Please use this email address until this problem has been rectified:
oatmellow @ gmail . com
(without the spaces, naturally. don’t want those stupid spam bots sending me unwanted sex spam. unless it’s good sex spam…but it never is…)
Yesterday was busy. I finished a proposal, finished some edits and finished chapter one of Love Sux! the follow-up story to Bite Me! By the time evening rolled around, my mind was knackered.
Today’s blog is some basic housekeeping. Mainly because my house is in major need of keeping and that’s what I plan to do.
Okay, that about sums up my housekeeping for the day. Perfect timing…since I’ve got to run the kids to school.
BTW: My kid is doing a fundraiser with Ugly Mug Coffee which you guys know I’ve touted and tweeted on several occasions. If you’re interested in helping us out and trying a great coffee, email me!
For your enjoyment, another song of the Chapter V album that I love. Couldn’t find a video for Please…
Fishdog bought me Sockmonkey on a date night. We were living in Oxtopia (aka Oxford, MS) and it was one of the first real date nights we’d had since we’d moved there.
So we’re walking around after dinner and go into on of our favorite weird little stores, AS SEEN ON TV. It was a video rental store that also has loads of toys and gadgets from the 60s and 70s. And then some other fun stuff that you can also find at Archie McPhee. You could also buy beer there and they had a great selection. (No Bud Light to be found…)
Anyway, that’s where I saw her. Sockmonkey called to me and I had to beg Fishdog to buy her for me.
Well, Sockmonkey has saved all her hard earned money and is getting ready to go on her first girl’s getaway. I have decided to document her trip and plan to blog about it while we’re gone. She’s asked me if her good ‘friend’ Gnomeboy can come along…but I’m not sure. This is a girl’s getaway. There
might will be excessive drinking. What if Sockmonkey lets loose? What if she and Gnomeboy take their friendship to a whole nubba lebel? I’m not sure if she’s ready for that…and I know I’m not.
What do you think? Should Gnomeboy be allowed to go?
And on another topic all together–welcome to my new site! What do you think?
I’m cleaning today. It’s not pretty.
If things go right, tomorrow this blog will be pointing to the new website. Keep your fingers crossed.
Here’s a teaser for ya:
thank you Chrissy for all your amazing and very fast work. You are a bucket of awesome.